๐๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฉ๐๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐๐ง ๐ง๐ข ๐๐ก๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฆ!
๐๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฉ๐๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐๐ง ๐ง๐ข ๐๐ก๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฆ! Everyone make way for the man in the mask! From the look on his blank face, it’s obvious he’s come to kill something- and it’s probably the beat! Hands will…
๐ฉ๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ง ๐ง๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฆ!!!
๐ฉ๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ง ๐ง๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฆ!!! The Gathering of the Juggalos is without question one of the greatest parties on planet Earth, so as we set sail toward this Strange New World it…
๐๐ก๐ฆ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ช๐ก ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฆ๐โ๐ฆ ๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐ข๐ฅ๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐ซ๐ง๐ฅ๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ก๐ญ๐ ๐๐ข๐ก๐๐ก๐ญ๐
๐๐ก๐ฆ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ช๐ก ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฆ๐โ๐ฆ ๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐ข๐ฅ๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐ซ๐ง๐ฅ๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ก๐ญ๐ ๐๐ข๐ก๐๐ก๐ญ๐ It’s a Strange New World, and when the stage lights go dark and a campfire roars to life, we invite a select few into more elusive territory: inside the mind of The Wicked…
๐๐๐ฃโ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฆ ๐ช๐๐๐ ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ ๐ข๐ก ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐ฌ ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ข๐จ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ข๐ช ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ง!
๐๐๐ฃโ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฆ ๐ช๐๐๐ ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ ๐ข๐ก ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐ฌ ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ข๐จ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ข๐ช ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ง! ๐๐๐ฃโ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ช๐๐๐ ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ข๐จ๐๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐๐ฆ๐ฆ Beware all who enter here. The Insane Clown Posse invites you to a place of gathered shadow. Into the farthest, darkest…
๐ง๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ต๐ก๐ ๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฒ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฅ๐๐ก๐๐ ๐ง๐ข ๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฅ๐๐ก๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ช ๐ช๐ข๐ฅ๐๐!
๐ง๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ต๐ก๐ ๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฒ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฅ๐๐ก๐๐ ๐ง๐ข ๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฅ๐๐ก๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ช ๐ช๐ข๐ฅ๐๐! An ominous red glow envelopes the stage like the atmosphere of an oncoming apocalypse. Enter Aaron Yates, the living avatar of three personas: The King, The…
๐ง๐ช๐ข ๐ก๐๐๐๐ง๐ฆ ๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ข๐๐ฌ๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ง๐!!!
๐ง๐ช๐ข ๐ก๐๐๐๐ง๐ฆ ๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ข๐๐ฌ๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ง๐!!! Juggalo Championship Wrestling fans, allow me to explain exactly why witnessing both nights of Bloodymania 19 are an absolute must at this year’s GOTJ. An entire yearsโ worth of storyline driven buildups…
๐๐ง’๐ฆ ๐ ๐ง๐ฅ๐๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ก๐ง! ๐ฆ๐ข ๐ ๐๐ก๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฆ!
๐๐ง’๐ฆ ๐ ๐ง๐ฅ๐๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ก๐ง! ๐ฆ๐ข ๐ ๐๐ก๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฆ! Prepare to peel back your peepers and plop down to your posterior, ya Hatchet-bound hooligans! IT’S SHOWTIME! You already know The Gathering is the non-stop…
๐๐ฌ๐! ๐ช๐’๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ข๐ง ๐ ๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐ง๐๐๐ก ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐ง๐ข๐ฃ๐จ๐ฆ ๐๐๐ก ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฆ ๐ง๐๐ก๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐ง, ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฆ!
๐ฌ๐ข-๐๐ข-๐๐ข ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข! ๐ช๐’๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ข๐ง ๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฆ!
๐ฌ๐ข-๐๐ข-๐๐ข ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข! ๐ช๐’๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ข๐ง ๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฆ! Like a karmic cannonball throttling toward your painted face, The Gathering of the Juggalos is coming up faster than you know it! From flexing your inner-warrior in Gladiatorial…
๐๐๐ข๐ฌ, ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฆ! ๐๐๐ง๐ ๐ก๐๐๐๐ง ๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐ง๐๐๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐!
๐ดโโ ๏ธ ๐๐๐ข๐ฌ, ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฆ! ๐๐๐ง๐ ๐ก๐๐๐๐ง ๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐ง๐๐๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ก๐! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Chapter 17 presents: The Peg Leg Pirate Booty Peep Show! Comin’ to the Gathering, and this oneโs loaded with enough wickedness to sink a battleship! From the Juggalo…
