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What up, y’all? Holy fuckin’ shit, Juggalo Day Weekend was fuckin’ massively fresh y’all. I cannot even explain in words how much fun we had up on stage at both the Killjoy Club show and the Ringmaster show. It was just fuckin’ incredibly fun. The Juggalos at both shows were straight up amazing! They we’re so completely off the fuckin’ hook, man. I’ll never forget toward the end of the Killjoy Club show when we broke into some ICP jams, how fuckin’ psychotically live that crowd got. It was just straight up infectious. Everybody was going fuckin’ insane. And performing The Ringmaster up on that tall ass stage with my brother Shaggy and our DJ for the night Mike E. Clark was easily as good as having sex with three chicks at once. It was just so much fun up there doing those songs. Most of them we’ve never performed live at all and some we haven’t performed since the ‘90s. The only stale part for me was at the very end of the show when we performed the song “House of Mirrors.” The song features an old school rapper from Southwest Detroit whose career never really went nowhere named Capitol E. He was an old friend and he was supposed to come out and perform his verse live. But he straight the fuck up left us hangin’! I called his ass twice and gave him the dates and everything was straight. Then when I called him two days before the show to ask if he had any guest list people, he was like “Oh, that’s this weekend? Oh, I’m busy with something else.” Can you believe that shit? During the argument that ensued he actually brought up that he thought he should be gettin’ paid. For one verse?! As if anybody in that building actually bought a fuckin’ ticket to come and see Capitol E. He never even actually put any music out! Anyway, luckily I don’t think too many ninjas noticed the missing third verse of “House of Mirrors” but if they did I apologize that he was so fuckin’ stale. He actually said that missing the show to him was “no loss”. That’s ok because his absence was most definitely no loss to the 3000+ Juggalos packed into the over sold Harpo’s. The positive vibe at both of them shows was just straight up unreal. Everybody had so much fuckin’ damn fun. And get this — to everybody in the building’s surprise, Twiztid showed up out of nowhere and fuckin’ absolutely slaughtered the crowd with freshness! Wow! Man, what a treat! Thank you to them for that amazing freshness. Esham killed it as expected and it was more than great seeing him again. He looked great and killed his set. There were afterparties at Juggalo-filled hotels everywhere! It was an astounding fuckin’ success. Juggalo Day has really grown to be something very special for ninjas every where, I’ll tell you that shit right now.
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